what! the blog function is still here!!! wow. cool!

great. now i can write more nonsense that ppl are not in the least interested to read. where should i begin? hmm...since no one is gonna read a duck's blog, i might as well write in my native duck language.

here i go...quack quack quack...

it's been so long since i've written cos i've got a lot of things to do - catching butterflies, disturb bees and kidnap ppl. anyway, my biggest challenge is to turn myself into a swan, so that all women in the world - big-breasted or not - will each give me a kiss.

did i just say women? oh, sorry. i mean to say female ducks, not women. don't ask me if there are big-breasted ducks, cos i am a male duck and i wouldn't know that. i know there are big-breasted chickens though - remember the KFC chicken breast you just had last week?

DUCKIE DUCKIE!!!

quack .. quack ....
What abt bulgarian birds? .. i've heard they love to tease innocent ppl

no more birds in Bulgaria :( They all are dead because of bird's flu...Who will tease the innocent Sorin now?? :)

gotta go hit on some pretty female ducks. i gotta pass on my DNA like every living creature does, you know!

for the last time, pls don't ask me how ducks make love. the next person who asks that question will be shot...survivors will be shot again.

there seems to be a resemblance between my avatar and Lethe's. the truth is: i'm a duck and Lethe is a birdie (guess she's probably a swan...that'll make us cousins).

for your information, ducks are GRACEFUL birds, and swans are simply clumsy imitations. period.